This Room
I am the only person
in this room,
I am the coolest
person here.
The most attractive
one, for all to see,
Most
interesting, strongest,
The one to fear.
I am the only person
in this room,
The weakest, boring,
and dull.
Talentless, lazy and
full of myself,
Ugliest and fattest,
Though never be
full.
I am the only person
in this room,
I really should get
some new friends.
